Ruben Tan has severe brain damage after constantly hitting himself whenever he faces problems in his programming projects, and thus have a weird outlook on life which prevents him from being trapped in the surface of lies.

Yay! Project “platform”, for the uninitiated, is a PHP framework that I’m developing and after 3 weeks of research and trial-and-error, I’ve finally hit the first milestone!

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Okay I know it’s not much, just a “hello world”, but this means the Router is DONE. Yes, that means more than 40% of the system is done! Now what’s left is an encrypted session service, database connectors, a template engine and a full blown state engine.

Happy coding!

March 12th, 2009

UMNO Rhetoric

Here’s a funny epiphany after reading so many UMNO politicians like Najib and His-macouhai-mudin fanning racism under the guise of nationalism.

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March 10th, 2009

Dreamwalker Series Galore!

Dreamwalker Zombies have invaded town!!!

GC-1101 - Brain Food

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GC-1102 - Heartless

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GC-1103 - Sleeping With The Fishes

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GC-1104 -Blind Love

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GC-1105 - Eternal Love

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March 10th, 2009

Sinned Series Galore!

Dennis’ masterpieces’ samples are finally out. Here they are people, start drooling!

GC-1201 - Twisted womb

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GC-1202 - Machine Inside

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GC-1203 - Guitar Teddy

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GC-1204 - Hollow Man

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February 19th, 2009

Genesis Culture Namecard!

Finally got it! Looks cool eh? Hehe.

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February 12th, 2009

Sinned series preview…

Samples are out for the sinned series!!! Pardon me for the bad lighting though.

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February 11th, 2009

More office pics

Sorry for the blurness. It was taken on a cell camera.

The mezzanine area.

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The bar and kitchen.

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The stairs. Duh.

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The ground floor conference room.

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The main hall show room.

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The mezzanine shot from ground floor.

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February 6th, 2009

I killed a man

It happened in a strange house. The top floors were old, worn and mostly exposed living quarters, while the ground floor was a convenience store. I was on the top floor and could see three shady looking characters approaching the store. Not thinking much about their motives, my dad asked me to bring him something and I went downstairs to fetch it.

When I got downstairs, the three guys reached the building and grabbed several fire extinguishers. Then they sprayed the windows with it, fogging them up. I went into panic mode and started scurrying around for weapons. At one point I grabbed an aerosol can, thinking of making a mini flamethrower, but decided against it.

I found the kitchenware section and immediately grabbed a 10-inch cutting knife on my right and grabbed a small hand shovel as well as a shorter knife on my left as backup, in case I lose my main weapon. It was then that one of the guy burst into the store.

He wore a green jacket and had dishevelled shoulder length hair, dirty and unwashed. He was surprised that I was putting up a fight, and upon seeing the “weapons” in my hands he drew out his own weapon, snarling “Sleeve, you know what it is? Sleeve!”

I steadied myself, and lurched at the guy, knife head leading. The man was obviously an experienced fighter, and before I knew it he slashed my left arm a couple of times, leaving shallow but vicious cuts upon the back of my hand.

I knew that I had to end it fast before the other two guys outside walked in. I threw the hand shovel on my left hand towards the guy, and when he was busy dodging it I charged forward with my left arm leading, sacrificing it for an opening.

And the plan worked.

He added two more slashes to my left, but before he could recover I drove the knife on my right into his chest. It didn’t go in deeply, but I knew at that moment that I’ve got him. A few grapples later and he ended face down on the ground struggling, with me riding on top. I then finished him off with a couple stabs in his back, holding him down until he stopped moving.

And that was when I woke up. It was just a dream.

But I can’t believe it - I actually killed somebody in my dreams. Granted, it was self protection, but I never knew I could have such vivid experiences in a dream. I even woke up feeling a slight tingle on the back of my left hand, where I suffered several slashes from the man’s sleeve knife/switchblade.

January 22nd, 2009

My 2009 Resolutions

The new year has cometh and like all other sane beings on this world, I have decided to list down my top 10 2009 resolutions. Here goes:

10 ) Become a ninja

Yes. I’m not kidding. I want to wear those cool black uniforms and masks and jump around screaming like a mad monkey while throwing shurikens, kuneis and banana bombs at people and then disappearing in a smoke bomb. That would be UBER cool.

9 ) Bungee jump

I’ve heard of how people died in bungee jumps and I want to prove the world wrong. Well at least this would come after I’ve become a ninja…

8 ) Buy a turbo car

To be specific, a brand new Ah-Bengized Kancil with a turbine made of powerful CPU casing fans. That would totally blow all the supercars off the road!

7 ) Beat my old record in the dump

My old record is 6″. This time I need to eat more fibre and try for a massive 7″ monster.

6 ) Eat less McDonalds

It’s unhealthy! That’s why I need to convert to other fast food. Like KFC or something.

5 ) Do the via ferrata in Mt. KK

It’s the toughest climb ever in this part of the world and I want to try it. Again, my ninja training would proof useful here, and my conversion to other fast food might be a huge boost to my stamina.

4 ) Get a prettier girlfriend (AKA wallpaper in human terms)

Angelina Jolie’s really hot but I think I need something more Asian. Sonija Kwok maybe, if I can find her wallpaper. I mean girlfriend.

3 ) Do charity

As a ninja, I’ll be able to steal lots of money from gangsters to finance my own charity fund. Then I’ll donate to all Ninjutsu schools around the country to train more ninjas.

2 ) Organize a secret society

The requirements would be high: you need to have sub-50 IQ and know how to make banana bombs. The latter requirement is of utmost importance.

1 ) Become the REAL batman

That’s right. Once I complete all 2-10 goals, I would have everything Batman has. And more - I have banana bombs. That’ll show the world!

January 7th, 2009

Upcoming designs for Feb 2009!

Man I just can’t wait! Check out these cool designs for the coming Feb!

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Carousel by Sinned

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Organ by Sinned

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18 by ME!!!