Here’re some jokes I found from my email:

Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, “Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy.”

Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said, “If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will be happy.”

The pilot heard the conversation and said, “If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy.”

One more dedicated to Samy:

Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake.

The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, no clothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!

Specially dedicated to our politicians’ level of IQ:

Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputra cosmonauts.

Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers’ money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers’ money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun.

But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp.

Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything … you will fly at night!

ARHAHAHAHA. These made my day.

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