When you’ve read enough of news in Malaysia, you start to understand how politicians work in Malaysia. They have different ways of handling problems, and most of the time, they are fairly consistent when it comes to giving replies to the media.

Let’s ask a question and see how the politicians (or other stars) will answer, shall we?

Ok here goes.

Who ate the cake?

Raja Petra Kamaruddin: (long article in Malaysia Today that concludes the cake is a conspiracy)

Najib: RPK is lying. Rosmah and I did not eat the cake.

Chua Soi Lek: I ate the cake.

Lim Guan Eng: The cake must be shared by all races, in a transparent and accountable manner.

Lim Kit Siang: The government is despicable to let the cake, paid by the taxpayers money to be eaten at all.

Nik Aziz: The cake is not halal.

Karamjit Singh: Bigfoot ate the cake.

Bung Mokhtar: The cake bocor every month.

Hishamshuddin: Don’t question our right to the cake.

Zainuddin Maidin: You you you think we Pakistan, we Myanmar, we cake we… (incomprehensible)

Lingam: The cake looks like a cake, smells like a cake, taste like a cake, but I am not sure if it is a cake.

Khairy Jamalludin: I am not involved with the cake. NOT.

Abdullah Badawi: (snoring) wha…?

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Anwar Ibrahim: I did not sodomize the cake.

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