I was reading The Star and came across this article “Why do men take second wives“. Here’s an excerpt:

We’re Asians. We have a long history of concubinage. There are good men who are faithful, and there are good men who have other wives. There are also bad men who are faithful and also bad men who are unfaithful.

Just like our politics, love in Malaysia is a circus. Weeee!

I have no comments on the article, but I do have a bone to pick with a single word in that article: Weeee.

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HAVE TO USE THAT IN A PROPER ARTICLE?

Are they so bankrupt in grammar that they have to resort to such brainless words to express an equally brainless expression in an otherwise well written article? It’s equivalent to sticking a Hello Kitty sticker onto a testosterone-charged-with-penis-the-size-of-a-skyscraper Lamborghini Murcielago just to emphasize your femine side. That’s like decorating an assault rifle with ribbons and then blowing a young child’s head open and then saying “Oh, but this is not murder! Look, I’ve got ribbons on the rifle! Weeee!”

ARGHHH!!!!!

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