You will NOT believe this. I just had a conversation with a pretty lady…

ingridmonungolh: hahah yeah
ingridmonungolh: and then finally he was getting serious about it
ingridmonungolh: i mean very serious
ingridmonungolh: so one time he visited me in my house just to tell me that he got the right answer
ingridmonungolh: and he told me not to tell anyone about it
ingridmonungolh: he said it like this(in a whisper), hey ingrid! i finally got the right answer.
ingridmonungolh: so i asked, right answer to what?
ingridmonungolh: he said, which comes first the chicken or the egg?
ingridmonungolh: so i said so? i already told u the answer
ingridmonungolh: he said, no. i had a talk with an old man and he gave me the right answer
me: so what is the right answer?
ingridmonungolh: do u know what the old man told him?
me: err
me: the farmer came first?
ingridmonungolh: hahah okay ill tell u!
ingridmonungolh: the old man said, it was the egg!
me: LOL
ingridmonungolh: ull never believe the reason
me: that’s why you dont go to old people for advise - they tend to screw with your brain
ingridmonungolh: wahahahahaha
me: what was the reason?
ingridmonungolh: the old man said, in the beginning, i mean adam and eves time, adam didnt have an egg but when he started to sin, he grew eggs!!!!!!

That was when I choked on my water and floored myself laughing my ass off. The next line was absolutely golden:

ingridmonungolh: but my ex was very convinced so i broke up with him

SMART GIRL!

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