Here’s a funny epiphany after reading so many UMNO politicians like Najib and His-macouhai-mudin fanning racism under the guise of nationalism.

Me: Eh bro, what’s the time now?

UMNO: How dare you question our Malay rights!!!

Me: Huh? I was just asking for the time!

UMNO: You are a traitor! You pendatang are lucky to have citizenship! How can you quesiton our Malay rights?

Me: Chill bro. Nobody questioned your rights.

UMNO: I can ISA you, you know? You dare question our Malay rights?

Me: Lemme repeat. I DID NOT question your rights.

UMNO: There! You question our rights! You want another May 13?

Me: Alright fine. Let’s go makan instead. Chill out and stuff.

UMNO: I will bathe my keris in your chinese blood!

Me: Where you wanna go eat?

UMNO: You DARE question our rights AGAIN?

Me: Since when does going somewhere to eat has anything to do with your rights?

UMNO: See, YOU QUESTION THE MALAY RIGHTS AGAIN!!!!

Me: …

This conversation was inspired by the stupid UMNO dogs saying that criticizing the royalty is equivalent to criticizing malay rights.

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